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07-28-2008, 01:04 PM
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07-28-2008, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ssspert  not sure who is playing now, but it IS still marc's birthday.
i'm glad i have had enough b-days w/o making a big hoopla about it.
we can stand up front and make fun of the faces the guitarists, and the bassist are making, and make faces back at them.
LOL
sound like fun?
who is in? | I'll do it! 
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07-28-2008, 01:30 PM
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07-28-2008, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ambergirl I'm scared to say I don't know that joke....and grrr nates is way far away from here. | Okay: How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten: One to change the light bulb, and nine to fold their arms, smirk, and say "Not bad, but I could do better". |
07-28-2008, 03:06 PM
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Rep Power: 48 | | I guess it's an insider musician's sort of joke. That's cute though.
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07-28-2008, 05:22 PM
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07-28-2008, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by R0XY I'll do it! |
eyeliner or not? |
07-28-2008, 05:27 PM
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Rep Power: 27 | | | Yeah, pretty much a joke on the competitiveness of guitarists in the 80s when everybody tried to play harder and faster than everybody else. There were a bunch of dumb ones like:
Bass players do it deeper!
Guitar players take you higher!
Guitarists know more positions!
Guitarists go through more G-strings!
Every guy has his girl, but a guitar player has his pick!
Who's that guy that hangs out with the musicians? The singer (or the drummer)!
How do you know the drum riser's level? the drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth!
How do you get a drummer off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza!
How do you know a drummer's at the door? The knock speeds up and slows down!
What do you call a guitarist with no girlfriend? Homeless!
I'm blanking on more right now, but I bet the other musos here can come up with a bunch more! |
07-28-2008, 05:32 PM
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07-28-2008, 05:44 PM
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Rep Power: 27 | | That's true, and somewhat unjustified. The drummer I'm working (slowly) with is probably the smartest guy I know. Math and computer whiz, he starts explaining shit and I feel like he's speaking Japanese!  | | |
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