why does butter toast always lands on the butter side!?

Marc · 04-09-2007, 01:29 PM

WHY!

why does buttered toast always land on the butter side!?
it happened to me this morning before heading out to work !

putzdaddy · 04-09-2007, 02:06 PM

Murphy strikes again!

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 04-09-2007, 02:12 PM

At this point, you know these formulas:

D =1/2 gt2 (Calculates Dropping Distance)

V = gt (Falling velocity)

HD = vt (Calculates Horizontal Distance)

Time = (falling time)

Remember all objects accelerate at 9.81 meters/sec2.

Directions: Read each question below. Decide which formula to use. Write the appropriate formula in the space provided. In order to receive credit, you must show your work by plugging numbers under the formula. Solve the formula, write the appropriate units, and circle your answer.

A man making toast climbs a hill and throws the toast off a cliff at a rate of 25 meters/second.

1) What distance in meters does the toast drop if it takes the vehicle 3 seconds to hit the ground below? There is no air resistance.

Distance

=

1/2 g

X

t 2

=

1/2 (9.8)

X

3 2

=

4.9

X

9

=

44.1 meters

2) How many meters away from the base of the cliff will the toast land if its horizontal velocity is 25 meters/second and it takes 3 seconds to hit the ground? There is no air resistance.

Horizontal Distance

=

v

X

t

=

25

X

3

=

75 meters

3) What is the falling velocity of the toast (in meters/second) as it hits the ground if it falls for 3 seconds? There is no air resistance.

Velocity

=

g

X

t

=

9.8

X

3

=

29.4 meters/second

4) How many seconds would it take the toast to drop to Earth if it fell out of a plane a distance of 4000 meters? There is no air resistance.

Time =

=

2 X 4000/ 9.8

=

8000/9.8

=

816.3

Get square root of 816.3

=

28.6 seconds

DOES THAT HELP ANY,MARC ?

Razz · 04-09-2007, 02:12 PM

Because God hates you.

putzdaddy · 04-09-2007, 02:18 PM

Cherry-Bomb, why you be spittin' all these numerologies at us, man?!

Murphy was the perfect scapegoat!

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 04-09-2007, 02:39 PM

ACTUALLY;MURPHY WROTE THOSE FORMULAS...

The Good Reverend, MATCHEW · 04-09-2007, 04:19 PM

Becasue you're filthy disgusting and awfull.
God hates you.
REPENT!!!!!! REPENT!!!!!!

putzdaddy · 04-09-2007, 04:28 PM

Maybe the butter was just trying to save itself from ingestion, diverting itself face-down to prevent from becoming part of Marc's poo...

Naahh! God hates you!

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 04-09-2007, 07:20 PM

I GOOGLED GRAVITATIONAL FORMULAS AND THAT ONE FOLLOWED THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AS I UNDERSTAND THEM.(it was actually written by some nerd @ BYU,and I just subbed the word toast for what he had in there).IN ALL ACTUALITY THOUGH,I BELIEVE IT HAPPENS BECAUSE GOD HATES MARC. LOL

Julie · 04-09-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry-Bomb Productions

IN ALL ACTUALITY THOUGH,I BELIEVE IT HAPPENS BECAUSE GOD HATES MARC. LOL

Nah... I don't hate Marc. I just like messing with him. Teehee.

04-09-2007, 01:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
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04-09-2007, 02:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
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04-09-2007, 02:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cherry-Bomb Productions MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell Posts: 2,744 Rep Power: 46	At this point, you know these formulas: D =1/2 gt2 (Calculates Dropping Distance) V = gt (Falling velocity) HD = vt (Calculates Horizontal Distance) Time = (falling time) Remember all objects accelerate at 9.81 meters/sec2. Directions: Read each question below. Decide which formula to use. Write the appropriate formula in the space provided. In order to receive credit, you must show your work by plugging numbers under the formula. Solve the formula, write the appropriate units, and circle your answer. A man making toast climbs a hill and throws the toast off a cliff at a rate of 25 meters/second. 1) What distance in meters does the toast drop if it takes the vehicle 3 seconds to hit the ground below? There is no air resistance. Distance = 1/2 g X t 2 = 1/2 (9.8) X 3 2 = 4.9 X 9 = 44.1 meters 2) How many meters away from the base of the cliff will the toast land if its horizontal velocity is 25 meters/second and it takes 3 seconds to hit the ground? There is no air resistance. Horizontal Distance = v X t = 25 X 3 = 75 meters 3) What is the falling velocity of the toast (in meters/second) as it hits the ground if it falls for 3 seconds? There is no air resistance. Velocity = g X t = 9.8 X 3 = 29.4 meters/second 4) How many seconds would it take the toast to drop to Earth if it fell out of a plane a distance of 4000 meters? There is no air resistance. Time = = 2 X 4000/ 9.8 = 8000/9.8 = 816.3 Get square root of 816.3 = 28.6 seconds DOES THAT HELP ANY,MARC ? __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- www.myspace.com/cherry_bomb_productions www.myspace.com/octavedownband नमस्ते THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A TRAIL OF BLOOD TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY BACK HOME!!! 7

04-09-2007, 02:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
putzdaddy Band Member Band Whore Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the GPT Posts: 368 Rep Power: 35	Cherry-Bomb, why you be spittin' all these numerologies at us, man?! Murphy was the perfect scapegoat! __________________ metal health will drive you mad!!! www.myspace.com/bestleftunsaid

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04-09-2007, 02:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Razz Productive GCB Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 29 Posts: 1,173 Rep Power: 47	Because God hates you.

04-09-2007, 04:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Good Reverend, MATCHEW Agent Jones, at your service. GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 2,410 Rep Power: 34	Becasue you're filthy disgusting and awfull. God hates you. REPENT!!!!!! REPENT!!!!!! __________________ www.Ko-Lija.com www.MySpace.com/KoLija www.MySpace.com/OSMUSICFEST

04-09-2007, 04:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
putzdaddy Band Member Band Whore Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the GPT Posts: 368 Rep Power: 35	Maybe the butter was just trying to save itself from ingestion, diverting itself face-down to prevent from becoming part of Marc's poo... Naahh! God hates you! __________________ metal health will drive you mad!!! www.myspace.com/bestleftunsaid

04-09-2007, 07:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cherry-Bomb Productions MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell Posts: 2,744 Rep Power: 46	I GOOGLED GRAVITATIONAL FORMULAS AND THAT ONE FOLLOWED THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AS I UNDERSTAND THEM.(it was actually written by some nerd @ BYU,and I just subbed the word toast for what he had in there).IN ALL ACTUALITY THOUGH,I BELIEVE IT HAPPENS BECAUSE GOD HATES MARC. LOL __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- www.myspace.com/cherry_bomb_productions www.myspace.com/octavedownband नमस्ते THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A TRAIL OF BLOOD TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY BACK HOME!!! 7 Last edited by Cherry-Bomb Productions; 04-09-2007 at 07:23 PM.