| WINGMAN LAWS
1.Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.
2.Determine the Target(s).
3.Before you approach the Target(s), establish who is the Pilot and who is the Wingman.
4.Brief your wingman on the mission and its goals.
5.Co-piloting is accepted and encouraged if there are multiple quality Targets.
6.Don’t be selfish! Support, not personal gain, is imperative to being a great wingman.
7.Never turn down your wingman if he picks a Target.
8.Always look out for your wingman’s appearance & hygiene (i.e. - let him know if he has something in his teeth or hanging out of his nose).
9.If you get shot down, be respectful. You never know if the Targets will change their mind or other girls could be watching. They could be friends of future Targets.
10.Targets are not set in stone. If the Pilot’s Target is more interested in the Wingman, switch roles. This will enable a more successful mission.
11.Know your wingman. Chemistry is essential.
12.Keep the Target’s focus on the Pilot and his best qualities.
13.Be willing to jump on a grenade for your wingman.
14.Never be jealous of your wingman. Know that his success is reflective of your mastering of the The Laws and that you are a great wingman.
15.Always use protection. You never know what missions the Target has played a part.
16.Carry three condoms; one for you, one for your wingman, and one for when you wake up in the morning. You may not need the third if you jumped on a grenade the night before.
17.Utilize WingGirl, WingDad, WingMom, WingSis, or WingDog whenever available.
18.Be open to advice from more experienced and successful wingmen. (i.e. – The Silver Fox)
19.Stay positive. Negativity and bad moods will ultimately damage the mission.
20.Never cockblock your wingman!
21.Always remember, the wingman can become the pilot in midair, so fly together with one purpose!
22.Wounds acquired while jumping on grenades are not to be held against fellow wingmen!
23.Wingmen know when to go to bed for the good of the pilot to have a successful mission.
24.Changing wingmen mid-flight is ok if the new wingman has hot friends.
25.If you and your wing man are failing in a mission never accept defeat and never leave a fallen wingman.
26.If you and your wingman are tangoing with the same bogie, watch out for friendly fire.
27.Always agree with your wingman on a potential target.
28.A wingman may break formation to deflect a bandit if necessary to more effectively complete the mission.
Last edited by Cherry-Bomb Productions; 07-17-2007 at 06:42 PM.
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