Women's emotional needs

Marc · 12-06-2007, 01:53 PM

This is freaking funny.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

FOCUS: If you are a man, can you get in tune with your woman's emotional needs? If you are a blood sucking woman, what are your needs, train the men on the board.

The Wayniac · 12-06-2007, 02:00 PM

Warning : Please do not attempt this at home. The story above is for entertainment purposes only.

Marc · 12-06-2007, 02:24 PM

I think someone should try it.

Penelope · 12-06-2007, 02:48 PM

Someone with a death wish...

The Good Reverend, MATCHEW · 12-07-2007, 09:20 AM

put out
or get out.

The Good Reverend, MATCHEW · 12-07-2007, 09:20 AM

get your emptional needs from your pet cat
a friend.
or a movie.

jessis · 12-07-2007, 12:05 PM

It's a good thing I have a sense of humor!

Tori · 12-15-2007, 01:46 PM

Ha ha ha....good story....

ssspert · 12-15-2007, 02:06 PM

just goes to prove its a two way street.
give, and take.
when she doesn't give, I take.

Cherry-Bomb Productions · 12-15-2007, 06:03 PM

You can never be "right" and "happy" in a relationship both at the same time.It's just not acceptable to her.Trust me guys,Take happy and run with it;Let her have "right".

"Resistance is futile."

12-06-2007, 01:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29 Posts: 3,952 Rep Power: 51	Women's emotional needs This is freaking funny. One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. FOCUS: If you are a man, can you get in tune with your woman's emotional needs? If you are a blood sucking woman, what are your needs, train the men on the board. __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

12-06-2007, 02:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Wayniac Moderator Band Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mobile, AL. Posts: 965 Rep Power: 44	Warning : Please do not attempt this at home. The story above is for entertainment purposes only. __________________ ______________________ Less Ego equals More Jam.

12-06-2007, 02:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Marc Administrator GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The hearts of women everywhere. Age: 29 Posts: 3,952 Rep Power: 51	I think someone should try it. __________________ GCB Myspace Need Guitar Tabs? Need Song Lyrics?

12-06-2007, 02:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Penelope Band Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 3 Posts: 989 Rep Power: 44	Someone with a death wish... __________________ The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep...

12-07-2007, 09:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
The Good Reverend, MATCHEW Agent Jones, at your service. GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 2,409 Rep Power: 34	put out or get out. __________________ www.Ko-Lija.com www.MySpace.com/KoLija www.MySpace.com/OSMUSICFEST

12-07-2007, 09:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
The Good Reverend, MATCHEW Agent Jones, at your service. GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 2,409 Rep Power: 34	get your emptional needs from your pet cat a friend. or a movie. __________________ www.Ko-Lija.com www.MySpace.com/KoLija www.MySpace.com/OSMUSICFEST

12-07-2007, 12:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
jessis Fawkin' Newbie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Starkville/Biloxi Age: 21 Posts: 99 Rep Power: 0	It's a good thing I have a sense of humor! __________________ "Civil War dudes! You guys are brothers, for God's sakes. You gotta stop fighting. North wins. Slavery's bad. Sorry. Don't want to burst your bubble. But, South, you guys get Allman Brothers and... NASCAR. So just chill!"

12-15-2007, 01:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
Tori Fawkin' Newbie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: East Bay Area, CA Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0	Ha ha ha....good story.... __________________ Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable The greatest joy in life is doing what others say you cannot www.myspace.com/tori993

12-15-2007, 02:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
ssspert Band Member GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: wemo Posts: 2,416 Rep Power: 15	just goes to prove its a two way street. give, and take. when she doesn't give, I take. __________________ Straight Shots Myspace page My Myspace Bass page email ME for Straight Shot booking information. “Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.” James Dean

12-15-2007, 06:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
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