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12-16-2007, 04:12 PM
|  | Band Member GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: wemo
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Larry that is so right bro.
When I know she is wrong to avoid the argument I agree and move on, then a few days later I get...you knew I was wrong why didn't you argue you point.
My response... why?
I would have lost the argument, tired of trying to argue you down (which is impossible) then you would have been so mad that night I wouldn't have gotten laid either.
It was a lose-lose situation, and I had enough sence to agree with you so I could win.
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12-16-2007, 06:05 PM
|  | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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if you can avoid a fight or whatever with her;and can do it as simply as "You're so right dear;I'm such an idiot."...Then who really won?(you did,ya big galoot.)Trust me guys,if you can concede to her and make her continue to believe that she is right,then she's thinkin' ,"Oh My God;I really "did" change him afterall,I just knew I could...Meanwhile,she's leaving you alone and not bitching about that time the two of you went out to eat way back in 1992,about the girl she thought she saw you undress with your eyes... |
12-16-2007, 10:39 PM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 50 | | | One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and before he knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.
Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, he realized that she'd probably wake up, so he was quite proud of himself when he thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even in his drunken haze, he fell asleep smiling about how he had escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, his girlfriend asked him what time he got in, and he replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which made the guy feel even better.
She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.
"Why is that?" he asked.
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted." |
12-16-2007, 10:43 PM
| | MODERATOR BY DAY / NINJA BY NIGHT GCB Senior Citizen | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Padded Cell
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Rep Power: 50 | | | A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!" | | |
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