| i loved this so much, i ahad to add it here This was written to the head of the NAACP in Atlanta on the
Michael Vick affair. I love it when a white guy can gently yet
logolically put things into perspective.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
An Open Letter to the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP
Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP,
My name is Mike. I am 27, and I am neither a member of your
organization nor a resident of Atlanta. Normally I wouldn't bother you,
but then I came across this article, and it compelled me to write.
Since I am white, I am going to tread carefully, so as not to
offend your gentle sensibilities. But, Dr. White, you are a dumb fuck.
Speaking for white people everywhere, let me fill you in on
something. This case was not a race issue. It was about killing dogs.
And if there is one thing people don't stand for, regardless of race,
it's killing dogs. You compared it to deer hunting. Again, Dr. White,
you are a dumb fuck. When was the last time a deer greeted you at the
door when you got home from work? Or curled up next to you and gently
nuzzled in to take a nap? Dogs are pets, you moron. They aren't meant to
be killed for sport. The failure to make this distinction only makes you
look stupider.
Sorry, I lost my temper there.
Here's the thing, Dr. White. The reason people were outraged by
this was because he killed dogs. If Ben Roethlisberger or Brett Favre
had done it, the reaction would have been the same, I guarantee you. The
difference is, had Ben Roethlisberger or Brett Favre done this, you
wouldn't see white supporters rallying behind them, proclaiming he was
innocent in the face of mountains of damning evidence, supporting him
regardless of the outcome. Let me let you in on a secret about white
people; when one of our own makes us look bad, we condemn him and disown
them. I suggest you adopt a similar policy. If your group's mission is
truly to advance "colored" people (your word, not mine) you'd
disassociate from the idiots in your race. It can't go wrong, trust me.
Anyway, Dr. White, I don't want this to come off as racist,
because it isn't. Michael Vick is a despicable person who happens to be
black. The sooner you realize that, the less of a dumb fuck you'll look
like.
Sincerely,
Mike
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