Where did the White Man go wrong?

The Good Reverend, MATCHEW · 04-25-2008, 09:13 AM

Indian Chief, 'Two Eagles,' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.'

Mikael · 04-25-2008, 11:31 AM

Good one!

savereno · 04-25-2008, 01:15 PM

My dad has a wooden plaque with that saying on his wall.

Penelope · 05-01-2008, 07:04 AM

I told one of my friends that I had to do squaw work (house work) before I could do anything else.

ambergirl · 05-02-2008, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Penelope

I told one of my friends that I had to do squaw work (house work) before I could do anything else.

I did alot of that today. 7 hrs of spring cleaning will kill your back.

04-25-2008, 09:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Good Reverend, MATCHEW Agent Jones, at your service. GCB Senior Citizen Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ocean Springs, MS Posts: 2,276 Rep Power: 30	Where did the White Man go wrong? Indian Chief, 'Two Eagles,' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.' The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?' The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.' __________________ www.Ko-Lija.com www.MySpace.com/KoLija www.MySpace.com/OSMUSICFEST

04-25-2008, 11:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mikael Band Member Band Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Down In a Hole Posts: 847 Rep Power: 42	Good one! __________________ I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to no car insurance!!! www.myspace.com/13468360

05-01-2008, 07:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
Penelope Band Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 3 Posts: 649 Rep Power: 40	I told one of my friends that I had to do squaw work (house work) before I could do anything else. __________________ The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep...

04-25-2008, 01:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
savereno Screamo for Emo Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 238 Rep Power: 12	My dad has a wooden plaque with that saying on his wall.